Dog Warden’s Plea If your doggie does a poo Then you know what you should do Just bag it up and place it in a bin It isn’t very neat to leave it in the street Where folks will go and dip their tootsies in Don’t put it on a rock or leave it on the shore Don’t hang it on a tree or on a wall And please, I wish to state just never desecrate The churchyard – that is really worst of all Don’t leave it in the town or on a country fence Don’t leave it all upon the village green And when you take a stroll a lovely grassy knoll Is never where the poo bag should be seen Dog walkers everywhere I beg of you take care Be strong and stand out in the crowd Keep our village clean, a pleasure to be seen And make your doggie very proud
Maggie Perkovic - published by kind permission of the author |